Saturday 18 November 2017

Offside Trap

• "It is the prosecution's case that you, Mr Coach, did conspire with 11 others to attack the Italian defence, thus endangering Italy's God-given right to qualify for the quarter finals of every Euro championship!

"How do you plead?"

Coach: "Guilty, your majesty, but it is a well-known fact that my actions, on this occasion, were totally out of character".

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