Sunday 22 April 2018

No means Yes

• Dear Enda and Gerry, the brother and myself are trying to figure out what way to go this week, and to tell you the truth, we're horrid confused. The brother says that we should listen to Enda and vote Yes! If we don't, says he, we'll get no more money from Angela and that's what's keeping the show on the road.

The brother says that, according to Enda, the Government is doing a fine job and things are "on the mend". He says that we have to vote Yes so we can have a kind of insurance policy, in case things aren't really on the mend and it all goes belly-up again.

If we vote Yes, says he, all the people who want to invest in Ireland will be put at ease and will have no bother bringing over their shillings and dollars, giving us all jobs and getting us back on our feet again.

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