Tuesday 24 April 2018

Nationalise Church and sell indulgences

With the bondholders unwilling to countenance any losses and the Catholic Church unable to pay the State the hundreds of millions of euro in contributions that were promised in light of the church abuse scandals, I have an idea: why don't we nationalise the Catholic Church and then sell indulgences to the bondholders?

They were foolish enough to buy bonds from the likes of Anglo after all.


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