Friday 20 April 2018

Jail pensioners

•Regarding proposals to close 40 nursing homes, let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and online courses.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance.

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