Tuesday 23 January 2018

Irish heritage for auction on eBay

As the State is selling my national heritage to the IMF without my permission, I have undertaken to sell my Irish heritage on eBay at the current market value of one-four-millionth of €90bn.

Please visit http://tinyurl.com /MyIrishHeritageOnEbay

If the reserve bid is not met and my Irish heritage is not purchased, I will have to infer that it is currently worthless.

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