Tuesday 20 February 2018

Iceberg ahead, Captain Kenny!

Sir -- "Iceberg ahead, Captain Kenny!"

"What does he mean 'iceberg ahead'? Statements like that give me indigestion."

"I think he means the ship is going to strike an iceberg Captain, turn hard to port."

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