Sunday 17 November 2019

Giant steps

• What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Lance Armstrong? Neil landed on the moon, took one small step for (a) man and one giant leap for mankind, then landed safely back on earth.

Lance won seven Tour de France races by taking illegal performance-enhancing drugs, got caught, then crashed back to earth.

Kevin Devitte
Westport, Co Mayo

Irish Independent

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