l I say well done Brendan Howlin. Keep all the perks for the public service in place and let the old-age pensioners pay for everything.
After all, they will be dead in a few years, whereas the public servants will always be there to vote for you and keep you in your cushy job.
Always get your priorities right!
Wallaces Rd, Blackrock, Dundalk
l Final score in the great Public Service Allowance game: Unions, 800; Howlin, 1.
Union spokesman sick as a parrot over failure to keep clean sheet. Howlin claims moral victory.
Portmarnock, Co Dublin