Monday 20 November 2017

Earth to Michael

•Ryanair chief Michael O'Leary says children's allowance should be scrapped as the Government is subsidising people to have sex and that he is happy to have sex for free without a subsidy.

What he is saying is that the Government is our pimp who is prostituting the nation out by paying us to have sex in order to have children, the pimp then gets to keep the allowance and leave us holding the baby penniless, alone and destitute.

Mr O'Leary, your head is too long in the clouds, it's time for you to make a crash landing and come back down to earth.

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