Tuesday 20 February 2018

Cynical, moi?

• I wish to counter the strident voices criticising our Government by drawing attention to the imaginative programme of initiatives being organised by past and present members of the Government to help reduce the national debt.

A New Year calendar, being produced by the male members of the Dail, will feature participants in various stages of undress: fig leaves will be provided by the Dublin Botanic Gardens.

The Government's executive jets and ministerial cars will be replaced by a fleet of pedal rickshaws. These will be powered by the senators who admit they have been wondering for years about how to justify their salaries.

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