Thursday 21 November 2019

Bridge of sighs

• The new bridge over Dublin's River Liffey should be named Ryanair.

It will be guaranteed to be on time, on budget and make money.

The only problem with the new Liffey Ryanair Bridge is it will be located on the River Tolka!

Kevin Devitte
Mill Street, Westport, Co Mayo

Irish Independent

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