Tuesday 23 January 2018

A sore thing

•Burning buildings and crashed buses may be evacuated.

To "evacuate" a person is to administer an enema.

Apparently, Dublin council has administered 250 "enemas" to the already unfortunate residents of Priory Hall. And they said it couldn't get any worse in Ireland.

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