A lark in the park
• Hypothetical garden party of President Michael D Higgins at the Aras on July 7, the night a mafia -- electronic dance group Swedish House Mafia that is -- hit the park.
9AM: Sabina, it is a fine day, a fine day indeed for our garden party, and our guests will relish the fresh air of the park and the warm breeze of the day.
10AM: Sabina, look at the beautiful white furniture set outside, and the white of the house against the blue sky of this July morning. A more perfect setting could not be found for our celebration in the garden.