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Funeral showed parties can work together, but it will be a different Assembly we see 

Behind the words spoken at Martin McGuinness's graveside, cogs were setting wheels in motion. Signals were sent during that oration delivered by Gerry Adams, both to Sinn Féin supporters and republican dissidents.

From prisoner to peace maker - he made unthinkable now acceptable 

He did the unthinkable and made it acceptable - from toasting Queen Elizabeth to attending Armistice Day events for the World War I dead. When Martin McGuinness became convinced that armed resistance should be set aside in favour of negotiation and ultimately power-sharing, he carried his community with him. That's why his legacy is peace.

Whatever we feel about Trump, his Irish visit is a necessary evil in the world of realpolitik 

It's tempting to speculate that US President Donald Trump has promised to make space in his schedule for a trip to Ireland in the same spirit that he said he'd build a wall between the US and Mexico, forcing the Mexicans to pay for it.

Charismatic cleric's fall from grace was first crack that splintered edifice of the Church 

That fall from grace, that evidence of human fallibility - it was the moment in time when the first crack spidered through the imposing edifice of the Catholic Church in Ireland. Nothing would ever be the same again.

How Northern Protestants in the Dáil would have questioned power of Catholic Church 

Various threads have begun to unravel in Irish life as one shameful episode after another is highlighted: from concerns about conditions in mother and baby homes run by nuns, to an intellectually challenged woman's 20 years of abuse in her foster home, with warning flags persistently ignored.

Fianna Fáil was a washout over water - and now we could all be left high and dry 

I've just had a refreshing shower. There was rain overnight, but water didn't fall straight into my bathroom from the sky. It arrived through a pipe. Useful devices, pipes. They don't last forever, though. Irish Water says 1,000km of pipes need to be replaced by 2021.

Jobstown fallout another example of why rules on Dáil privilege are in need of reform 

A class warfare portrayal of events is the least convincing element to the Jobstown protest and subsequent court case. What happened there was not class warfare. I grew up in a working-class community where the values of decency and courtesy were prized - they are not the preserve of those born into privilege.

Martina Devlin: Fine Gael's crassness and stupidity over recognising female talent is breathtaking 

'PLEASE, sir, I want some more," says Oliver Twist, empty bowl in hand, addressing the workhouse master.

Border poll by another name: how election results in North may prompt SF to take historic step on seats 

For decades, it has been a republican shibboleth. Sinn Féin campaigns for election to Westminster on an abstentionist manifesto, refusing to take its seats because its members will never swear an oath of allegiance to the British monarch.

Kenny was no reformer, but he did bring about social change 

A tidal wave of dismay and anger about the economic collapse swept Enda Kenny into office. No surprise there. But what proved unexpected during his tenure were his dealings with the Catholic hierarchy.

Martina Devlin: Bring in the deal-makers, it's time to knuckle down... the case for Irish reunification is overwhelming 

Bring on the deal-makers. Time to knuckle down to business. To set Stormont functioning again? That, too, but there are more pressing matters to address than a provincial parliament in Belfast - another strand of discussion needs to be opened.

It's back to square one, as North's strange political bedfellows prepare for tough reunion 

The big beasts in the Northern Irish political jungle remain the DUP and Sinn Féin, both somewhat red in tooth and claw after a bruising election, and both claiming victory. But neither of them wants to see Stormont fold, so it's game on for power-sharing negotiations.

Divided North has most to lose from Brexit, but no voice in tough talks to come 

Everyone agrees that special arrangements are essential for the North post-Brexit. Well, nearly everyone - an election-footing DUP is too busy insulting every shade of nationalism to focus on Brexit, other than hug itself with glee that it's happening.

It is ungracious not to give Enda Kenny his due - but it's a shame he wasn't a reformer 

The King is dead, long live the King. Whoever he turns out to be. Not long live the Queen, incidentally. Odd, that not one woman appears to be a viable challenger to replace Enda Kenny as taoiseach and leader of Fine Gael.

Martina Devlin: Gardaí's integrity on the line after claims whistleblower was demonised by his superiors 

Remember when An Garda Síochána was a term used with widespread respect? When Irish people were proud of their police force for upholding its end of the bargain between citizens and law-enforcers with honour?

Playing misogyny card has left Foster as a busted flush 

Nothing gives women a bad name like the cynical use of the woman-as-victim card. Arlene Foster has thrown down her misogyny claims as though conjuring an ace - in reality they turn her into a busted flush.

For whom the bells toll: ringing in the new and remembering the old 

In 2017, I want not just to criticise but to admire occasionally. When something is worth appreciation, it ought to be recognised. Let me begin with the Angelus bell, which marks out a handful of quiet moments every day.

Child's-eye view gives new angle on our shared history 

Cross-border initiatives make my heart sing. They do. My family was formed as a result of a cross-border initiative, after all, when my Tyrone father married my Limerick mother.

Gender diversity equals more effective boards - but try telling boys' club that 

Ireland has put two women into the Áras. It shouldn't be beyond the capacity of sports bodies to add some women to their boards.

It's taken 100 years, but at last we have a version of 1916 with room for alternative, marginalised histories 

The "dead horse-centred, GPO-centred" version of events, as academic Lucy McDiarmid describes it, is how Ireland has tended to pass on the Easter Rising story to each successive generation.

Adams would do well to walk away now - but he isn't the only one hurting politics 

Let me tell you about 1983, the year when prison officer Brian Stack was shot. That was the year when a car bomb exploded outside Harrods in London, killing six - three police officers and three civilians.

The 'Catholic-before-all-else' Ireland is gone - and it's the Church's own fault 

The Irish were once defined by their Catholicism. Indeed, the Constitution opens, "In the Name of the Most Holy Trinity, from Whom is all authority..." with a special constitutional position assigned to the Catholic Church.

Our national love affair with home ownership endures - but changes are needed 

Our romance with property was over, we were told - the maelstrom of the financial collapse would transform the next generation into renters.

Put guaranteed public sector pensions back on negotiating table 

Here's something we need to talk about honestly. There is a danger that public sector pensions will bring this country to the brink of financial ruin again - not in the space of decades but within a handful of years.

Martina Devlin: The desperate have turned to a fake messiah 

Have we all got those hyperbolic reactions out of our systems by now? "America, how could you" and "this is a redneck win"? I hope so, because democracy threw up Donald Trump and democracy has an obligation to accept him as Potus, warts and all. Better still, let's try to learn from his win.

The robots are coming - but what happens to the workers they replace? 

As A child, about this time every year, I'd go to the Big Smoke on a shopping trip with my mother. The highlight was lunch in a department store café, where a rudimentary form of automation operated.

For proper governance at OCI, the entire board must now step down 

You could be forgiven for imagining that corporate governance is an outlandish concept that crash-landed on Planet Sport in August, when the Olympic Council of Ireland (OCI) collided with Rio 2016.

Gardaí are being short-changed - but public sector pay hikes would be irresponsible 

It was 6pm and I was posting a birthday card in the GPO letterbox in Dublin's O'Connell Street, when an altercation between a guard and a mother caught my attention. Only one of the parties to this dispute was screaming about people minding their own business, using foul language and causing a scene. Clue: it wasn't the guard.

Only total transparency and accountability will save Goal's reputation 

Lace curtain transparency doesn't work. When it comes to openness, all or nothing is needed - curtains drawn apart and windows unlatched.

Martina Devlin: The great housing paradox - how to build homes without giving builders a €50m perk 

I never thought it would come to this, but deep breath and here I go. I'm about to quote boom-to-bust taoiseach Brian Cowen on developers. Wait, no, I can't just introduce him off-the-cuff like that, I need to work up to it.

The gardaí are in crisis and the confidence of citizens is slipping away 

The most useful ground rule for running an organisation to high professional standards is a simple one - agree to nothing in private that would cause embarrassment if it became public knowledge. It's a principle which flies straight to the core of transparency.

Martina Devlin: Trust in the Garda damaged by even the hint of a strike - and it will never be regained 

Once the Rubicon is crossed there is no going back. Beyond that river lies the point of no return.

It's time for a truth commission to shine a light on all of the North's secrets at once 

Truth can be twisted and suppressed, manipulated and buried. But it can never fundamentally be changed - and it has a habit of surfacing sooner or later.

Project Eagle has opened can of worms for Nama 

When two arms of the State go head to head, inevitably it's damaging. Both can't be right. But it's difficult to know who to believe when opposing views are advanced, and public confidence is undermined by the conflict.

Public is on bus drivers' side - so far - and holding us to ransom is wrong 

My father was a bus driver. So I know it's not an easy job, between shift work, a seven-day rota and the responsibility it carries - drivers hold people's lives between their hands.

Airbrushed from history: the unsung hero of Ireland's Celtic Revival 

She is an unsung hero of the Celtic Revival, her vision contributing to the birth of modern Ireland. In the years leading up to 1916, she fused creativity and politics in a pioneering fashion, devoting her work to the campaign for independence. Yet when the writer Alice Milligan's name is mentioned today, most people ask: "Alice who?"

Ireland has no choice but to appeal the EU ruling on Apple's tax affairs 

Jarndyce and Jarndyce springs to mind at the vista of Apple's tax case going before the European Court of Justice. Yet go before the court it must.

Shifting winds in Maynooth - but Church must embrace change or lose its flock 

Another day, another flavourless statement from Maynooth. It is remarkable how an institution as vibrant and effective as the Catholic Church during its 2,000-year history should become now so lost within a gilded labyrinth.

Martina Devlin: Olympic flame sputters in the wake of tickets scandal and Hickey's fall from grace 

The keepers of the Olympic flame are exposing it to some unhealthy draughts, between allegations of doped athletes, crooked referees and unscrupulous ticket-touting. It's impossible to escape the conclusion that events at Rio 2016 are overshadowing the games and falling far short of the Olympic ideal.

Donors need to know funds are used properly 

When I was eight, I turned our garden shed into a cafe to raise money for the foreign missions. First up, I emptied the shed of spades, rakes and detritus.

Archbishop Martin's mission to jump-start Church being stalled by myopic clericalism 

No room at the inn for priesthood candidates if you're a woman, or a man who can't take a vow of celibacy - and move along please if you're a practising gay. What a chilly Christian family the Catholic Church has let itself become. No wonder there are only 55 trainee priests at Maynooth.

Casement helped the helpless, no matter what the cost to himself 

Roger Casement died 100 years ago today, "so tear up your mourning and hang up your brightest colours in his honour" - George Bernard Shaw's advice on the passing of towering figures.

Isil cannot be defeated by war so we must shut down its hate speech on internet 

It can happen anywhere, it can happen to anyone - that was the subtext to an odious attack in Normandy this week, in which an elderly priest was butchered at the altar as he celebrated Mass. The teenage fanatics who filmed themselves slaughtering him in the name of Allah have ratcheted up the chill factor in a war that is difficult to comprehend, let alone combat.

Melania's cribbed speech was careless, but Team Trump's lies tell us a lot more 

When an explanation keeps changing, and then changing some more, you can bet your bottom dollar that lies are being peddled. What began as spin to explain away the naked plagiarism in Melania Trump's speech becomes now, after a trail of rebuttals and deflections, an inability by Team Trump to engage with the truth.

The British can teach us a thing or two about how to dump weak leaders 

Britain has a tradition of acting with ruthless efficiency towards its prime ministers who fail. Henry VIII's chief minister, Thomas Cromwell, was sent to the block after pursuing an unsuccessful royal marriage policy. His final appeal by letter - "Most gracious Prince, I cry for mercy, mercy, mercy!" - fell on deaf ears and Cromwell's head ended up on a spike on London Bridge.

Kelly is not the only culprit - HSE and Government are to blame for Console too 

Mud all over the charity world. Wasn't that sector hosed off and put to rights? If only. And so deja vu unfolds yet again for a public whose trust continues to be not just abused but given the punchbag treatment.

Martina Devlin on Brexit: The game changer that could finally bring unity 

A sense of common purpose has not been visible in the North since United Irishmen days - when Belfast was known for its radical ideas about social justice and democracy, and denounced by its rulers as a hotbed of sedition.

Does EU now end at our Northern border? 

At 7am yesterday, as Britain's going-going-gone result became apparent, a text message pinged from my 19-year-old niece in England. "Do you know what happened to Grandma's birth certificate after she died? I'd like to apply for an Irish passport because I really don't want to class myself as British right now. I'd much rather be Irish and European than British and not European. I believe in the EU and want access to it."

When a campaign stokes fear to promote its aims, it can't control the repercussions 

Some important facts, such as motive and the killer's access to a gun, are not yet known about an idealistic British politician's murder - a woman who campaigned for her country to remain in the EU. Other key facts, such as her values, are in no doubt - that she believed in tolerance and inclusivity.

Women in Ireland continue to be fobbed off - even after the UN's stinging rebuke 

Women are waiting. We are being fobbed off, stalled and kept dangling. A United Nations body uses uncompromising language to rebuke our Government over Ireland's strict abortion law. And still we are left waiting.

If you want to bet the farm, fine. Just don't use taxpayers' money 

Now and again, most of us chance a roll of the dice. Some of us do it metaphorically, others head for the bookies. But people with any sense take a punt only when they know failure - whether it involves a lost opportunity or a loss of face - will not mean catastrophe.

Terrorised communities need our help... and less apathy from residents of leafy suburbs 

When teams of hitmen carry out public executions, it's clear that gangland crime is a problem for everybody in Irish life, rather than for the inner-city communities being terrorised by it.

Lip service and neglect - our official arts policy 

When people around the world hear the word 'Ireland', what springs to mind? Chances are that the arts, culture and heritage - and well-known figures associated with them - dominate the list, because our creativity as a nation is one of our hallmarks.

We need to discuss abortion - that includes men 

We need to talk. Not shout, claim the high ground for our views, or seek to monsterise those with a different perspective. An honest and considered conversation about the 'A word' is overdue.

Equality first casualty as Enda breaks promise 

All day long, I had a sinking feeling that I might need to quote Enda Kenny's words back at him. I hoped I was wrong and that he'd remember his promise - it was given less than five months ago, after all.

Irish Water is a parable for what happens when bad policy is forced upon citizens 

Irish Water is sinking. It has collided with a Titanic-sized iceberg - an obstacle constructed from a complex mix of political opportunism and public distrust of the utility. A hole gapes beneath its waterline.

Casement, 'Black Diaries' and black arts 

It remains one of the ironies of Roger Casement's foreshortened life that such a pioneering humanitarian should end up with his own human rights trampled. And by the same country whose reputation was enhanced by the work he carried out in its consular service.

Considering the state we're in, I vote for a Vatican-style conclave 

It works in the Vatican, perhaps it's time to swing it into operation at Dáil Éireann. To elect a pope, cardinals are sealed into the Sistine Chapel where voting takes place twice a day, every morning and evening.

Why our under-resourced gardaí need public support 

A few hours after the Sheriff Street gangland killing, I saw a guard stop a cyclist who flew through red lights - almost ramming a pedestrian. Two gardaí were standing nearby and the older one flagged him down at once to deliver a reprimand about respecting traffic signals. The chastened cyclist - young and male - proceeded on his way with caution.

Unionists debating 1916 is a step towards agreeing a common heritage 

The Irish flag is green, white and orange. Not green alone. So until now, the absence of any considered unionist engagement on what the Rising and its aftermath mean has been a regrettable omission. Even if we think we know what someone is going to say, it still matters to pay attention and consider their position.

Sacrificing new recruits not the way forward 

It was the asterisk that alerted me - a minor symbol with major implications. Some years ago, I worked in a fairly demanding job where I was handed a monthly pay slip, with my name and an asterisk alongside it visible through a window in the envelope. After some months, I queried the significance of the tiny star.

Martina Devlin: Pride, yes. It was heartening - a relief, even - to feel an emotion so positive after the bleak years of the financial collapse 

Impulsively, joyously, a current of elation has taken hold of Dublin. Such a mood is impossible to choreograph - the centenary organisers were able to invite dignitaries, plot parades and organise Proclamation-reading ceremonies with precision. But they could not predict the level of engagement from the people.

The ideals of the Rising can still be achieved 

We are a people for whom the past is as vivid as the present, even without the prompt of this centenary year which invites us to remember a group of extraordinary, idealistic men and women who altered the course of Irish history. But a race preoccupied by the past needs to learn from it.

State should swoop in to buy vulture fund homes 

The financial collapse was a lost opportunity to replenish the public housing stock, but a new opportunity has emerged with the return of stability. This is going to be a gulp moment for the Government, but it needs to feel the fear and do it anyway.

It seems that our selfish politicians have lost all sense of public service 

Is it nation time yet? Afraid not, it's still party time. That's why there isn't a whisper of a government being formed. And that's why we're hearing rhetoric and cant - a lot of self-serving blather - about party difficulties and grassroots resistance.

Hydration once again: we can sort this out 

Let's start with positive news - water charges have passed the point of resuscitation and it's only a matter of time before they are declared officially dead. Some less happy news is that the swollen mega-quango known as Irish Water can't be dismantled without funnelling more money into its swamp-like belly.

Feel-good factor can never be discounted but Labour and FG failed to generate it 

Everything has been overturned - and what an uplifting vision it is. In capsizing the ship of State, the electorate has demonstrated its power - and regardless of parties floundering and politicians sinking, democracy in action remains a sight worth seeing.

Trump tactics could win a lot of votes over here 

If President Trump fails to become a reality, there is an opening for the Republican contender in a much smaller Republic where he has business interests. Here in Ireland, he could reinvent himself as a political strategist.

Labour's display of courage on abortion issue 

In an ideal world there would be no unwanted pregnancies - every baby would be welcomed by two loving parents. Take a look out of the window. This is not an ideal world. Like most people, I would prefer abortions not to happen. Just as I would prefer no pregnant women to be left unsupported, and no child poverty. But there have always been unwanted pregnancies, which explains why our history is littered with backstreet butcheries, Magdalene laundries and forced adoptions.

Better policy is the answer, not bigger guns 

If saturation policing was the key to dealing with violence, the combined muscle of the RUC, the British army and the UDR would have ended the Troubles in no time. It didn't. If building more jails was the answer, then the prison-heavy United States would have low crime rates. It doesn't.

President's challenge to voters is proof he's far more than a mere ribbon-cutter 

Nothing could be simpler than converting the Áras into an ivory tower. The infrastructure is in place already, from the time when presidents were content to be silent figureheads.

The real Wogan was well hidden behind a torrent of words 

Interviewing Terry Wogan was like throwing balls at a bouncy castle. Any question I asked simply bobbed against the structure and came sailing back without anything much resembling an answer.

How does Lowry the kingmaker fit with Kenny's promise to end 'the old politics'? 

Imagine finding yourself in a position where you're offered a choice between controlling the weather, and controlling a supply of treats directed towards your local area. Which would you plump for?

Radical change needed as Protestants play catch-up to Catholics in education 

'We are a Protestant parliament and a Protestant state," said James Craig, first Prime Minister of Northern Ireland. But something has been hatching in the eight decades since those words were heard - an evolution which would have dismayed the Northern state's founders. The province is turning greener.

Our society can never be fair while we are leaving the poorest out in the cold 

Visiting someone in hospital recently, I fell into conversation with a country man who said he sold eggs for a living.

Another stealth tax would merely add to the storm over keeping the floods at bay 

The Floodmaggedon caused by Storms Frank and Desmond raise a series of questions about inadequate flood defences, when it's right to withhold insurance cover, climate change blindness and the consequences of planning failures by successive local governments.

Roger Casement: will a compelling figure of the Rising be adequately remembered? 

Many fascinating figures are associated with 1916, but the one I find most compelling is Roger Casement, because of his complexity. A conscientious servant of the empire, he was among the first Europeans to question colonialism, and was knighted for his reports on human rights abuses in the Congo and the Amazon.

The day Lemmy held up our office and I told him that he should play Ireland 

Mayhem erupted, and my teenage eyes boggled. Lemmy and his Motorhead bandmates had just burst into the office where I worked and were jumping about, whooping and demanding money.

Where is the zeal now for reforming a deeply political judicial appointments process? 

Zealous about reform, they swept into office with promises of a new way of doing business. And indeed a number of the Coalition's targets were met, one of which was cuts to judicial pay and pensions.

How keeping the meaning of Christmas alive is simply a matter of child's play 

The arrival of the Three Wise Men was signalled by an outbreak of belly dancing. Instead of hosannas for the baby Jesus, some of Bethlehem's villagers strummed air guitars, while a pair of angels risked losing their haloes during an exuberant jiving session. Let nobody say Irish schools are slow to update the nativity play.

'What's in it for me' must not become the catch cry for politics in Ireland 

'What's in it for me?" demanded Councillor Hugh McElvaney, caught by a hidden camera looking for a bribe to help with a planning application. Let's consider that question in a broader context. What's in it for politicians to set up an independent anti-corruption body with strong powers and sufficient resources?

Beware the criminals who use everyday technology to get you 

My email account was hacked last week, with fake emails sent to hordes of people I've dealt with online claiming I left my handbag in a taxi and was penniless in Cyprus. I've never been to the island. Phone calls from concerned relatives and friends quickly alerted me to the scam - but the hackers had hijacked my account and I was shut out of it.

The man who drove the peace train to its desination - John Hume 

Any time I encountered John Hume, he always came across as a slightly dishevelled academic - somewhat crumpled and preoccupied, preoccupied by higher things than straightening his collar.

IFA cannot rebuild under the old guard after priceless trust has been squandered 

People linked with failure in an organisation need to leave quickly. Otherwise, they hamstring the job - already a demanding one - of rebuilding trust after a company or group suffers significant reputational damage.

Irish should understand the need to guard against Syrian refugee backlash 

'Clear off home, Paddy bomber," the manageress of a London jeweller's said to me, when I tried to return a pair of faulty earrings. That was the moment I came face to face with the backlash caused by an Irish accent. To this day, I can taste the shock I felt at being branded the enemy.

Finally, our children will learn something they can apply in the real world - power 

It was Plato who said one of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics was that people end up being governed by their inferiors. Which is another way of telling us to pay attention if we want our government to do its job properly - disengagement is not the answer.

Society as a whole will suffer when the talents of half the population are ignored 

'Get stuffed," jockey Michelle Payne told the doubters, galloping into the history books this week as the first female jockey to win Australia's Melbourne Cup.

It's not often I agree with Wallace - but Nama should hold fire on Project Arrow 

Project Arrow. The name could have been lifted from an adventure story in those boys' comics that were popular years ago - the kind my older brothers used to read by torchlight under the bedcovers, and trade with their friends.

Compromise urgently needed to protect tenants 

My elderly male friend was visibly agitated. He kept dropping objects, couldn't finish sentences and crumbled up his slice of cake without eating it.

Books: An early present from Maeve 

Saluted as a national treasure while she lived, mourned far and wide when she died, her books translated into 37 languages and all of them bestsellers - Maeve Binchy had nothing left to prove.

Bullish council learns the hard way that sensitive issues need sensitive handling 

You people are vile! How can you live with yourselves? I don't know how you can sleep at night." A middle-aged woman lowered her car window to shout at residents blockading a planned halting site in their cul-de-sac.

It's lack of political will - not money - that is hindering progress on homeless crisis 

Homelessness is a complex issue, we're told. There's some truth in that but it's not the whole truth. Homelessness can also be pared back to a simple question. Are we really willing to shrug and keep walking past the evidence of rough sleepers in mounting numbers, their bedding piled up in alleys and doorways all over Dublin and elsewhere?

VW scandal shines a light on 'greed creed' of multinationals 

Every cloud has a silver lining. It may be just a hint of a silver lining in the case of Volkswagen, but the scandal engulfing the car giant does offer an insight into the greed creed practised by huge multinationals.

I won't vote for any party that continues to shirk dealing with Eighth Amendment 

The Eighth. It's shorthand for something beautiful, inspirational and life-affirming in other cultures - Beethoven's Symphony No 8. But in Ireland, it's the polar opposite. Here, it's code for a harsh law that turns a pregnant woman into a receptacle, a clumsy piece of legislation that alarms and immobilises doctors.

Our sweet deal for Apple leaves bitter taste for taxpayers 

Some good news. Europe, which told Ireland to make payments to bondholders despite no legal obligation to do so, may be on the brink of giving us a financial break. We could be in line to collect a windfall from Apple. Hurrah!

Treatment of poor Callinan is quite simply unbelievable 

Breaking news. Alarming reports are emerging that former Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan no longer exists formally. Everything with his name on it has been expunged from the official record.

Martina Devlin: Peace didn't mean justice as a greater good was brought into play 

Let's set aside the image of mistrustful politicians in Stormont for a moment, and consider what the peace process has meant for Ireland over the past two decades. A beauty - terrible in some ways - was born because peace came, but at a price.

Paddy Power is an Irish success story... but not for punters 

Rule number one of gambling: the house always wins. There are no other rules. Except punters tend to believe they can beat the house. Sometimes they score a hit, but sooner or later gamblers hand back their winnings - and more besides.

It really is time to put Irish Water out of our misery 

Take a deep breath because I'm going to use two words which might turn you all hot and bothered. Here goes. Irish Water. Still remembering to breathe? Good. Most of us have an Irish Water story - here's mine.

It's time to abandon Fortress Europe and recognise the desperate plight of migrants 

Plan A: build an electric fence around Europe's perimeters, with lethal voltages running through it, and hire disposal staff to deal with the dead bodies of the multitudes who tried to scale the barricade.

To infinity and beyond: talk of third term for Kenny is not in best interests of State 

The Taoiseach's office. Enda Kenny strikes a Napoleonic pose in front of a full-length mirror.

It's 2015, not 2007 - we won't stand for PTSB boss Masding's posturing 

Excuse me while I check the date. Yes, we're more than halfway through 2015. So why are we forced to witness behaviour from a senior banker which smacks of the gung-ho days of 2007? Why are we forced to listen to him refusing to be held accountable for significant shortcomings on his watch, when three-quarters of the institution he runs is State-owned?

Let's reclaim our streets and make them safe for citizens and visitors alike 

'What are you smiling at?" Snarling, a youth lunged with a broken bottle at a tourist who was waiting with his family for a sightseeing bus. The innocent bystander, less than two hours in Ireland, was left covered in blood from a head wound and was lucky he didn't lose an eye.

The Greeks are a people in waiting who still view all their problems as external 

'Take the Acropolis - here, have it. Take some of the islands - here, have them, as many as you like. You want our ports? Help yourself. A war is being fought here and after war comes pillaging."

100 years on, we can still honour Casement's wish 

July 1916. The days were ticking closer to Roger Casement's execution on a charge of high treason. By now, he was publicly vilified in Britain not just as a revolutionary but as a homosexual, stripped of the knighthood he had earned as a human rights campaigner.