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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Biting lumps out of hapless Tories and media celebs

It was great fun, watching Her Majesty’s over-confident, under-talented politicians take a hiding. And there was the bonus of watching Her Majesty’s loyal media celebrities making fools of themselves. The Mick Lynch story last week provided social media — here and across the water — with a new hero.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Invisible lines and silent presidents

There was a time when politicians went to extraordinary lengths to protect the image of the president. While working for Magill magazine in 1983, I wrote a lengthy, irreverent piece about President Paddy Hillery of Fianna Fáil. Thirty years later, the state papers from 1983 were opened and the Irish Times revealed how the Fianna Fáil leader of the time — a Mr Haughey — discussed my irreverent article with the leader of Fine Gael, a Mr FitzGerald.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Yes, our politicians are pretty bad, but just look at the neighbours next door

The neighbours have been very noisy lately. Truth is, the neighbours are going through a bad patch. Their reigning figurehead, Elizabeth Windsor, had a big party because she’s been queen for 70 years and her subjects have been bowing and scraping even more vigorously than usual. Recreational grovelling.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion High flyers, low pay, long queues

Remember the pandemic bonus announced in early January for workers on the Covid frontlines? Tens of thousands of people were due to get it, tax-free. Last week, RTÉ’s News at One reported that — five months later — only one in eight of those due between €600 and €1,000 each have so far seen any cash.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Need workers? Then dole out more cash

How come there are 150,000 people claiming unemployment assistance at the same time there are around 40,000 vacant jobs in pubs and restaurants?

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion When politicians need to show they (really, really) care

There are times when I think newspaper columns that deal with Irish politics should be written by theatre critics. What passes for political activity is often no more than contrived drama.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Is the Taoiseach fit for purpose?

There was a time, about 20 years ago, when Micheál Martin seemed to some of us like that rarest of things in Irish politics — a mainstream idealist with a few useful ideas. He gave the impression he was in politics for a reason beyond merely holding on to the seat.

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‘New hospital for a tenner’ may come at too high a price

The Taoiseach is under a lot of pressure — the kind of pressure that leads to costly mistakes. It perhaps explains why he has been saying things that are not quite true. Micheál Martin is in a tight political corner. From all sides he’s being told he has to get the contract signed for the new National Maternity Hospital.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Mr Watt has a lightbulb moment

Here are three things I know about Robert Watt, super civil servant, who heads up the Department of Health. First, his wages are in the neighbourhood of €298,000 a year — and that’s a very nice neighbourhood indeed.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Just what our politics needs: Stalin-like applause police in the Dáil

In the words of Miriam Lord in the Irish Times: “There was much scanning of the Dáil chamber after Zelensky’s speech to identify the TDs who did not clap.” Well, imagine that! The arrival of the remarkable Mr Zelensky in our parliament — albeit a virtual presence — aroused celebrity excitement of the kind not seen since the last time Matt Damon went for a stroll in Dalkey, Co Dublin.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion The politicians are flying solo now, may God help us

Let’s sum up the seriousness of our circumstances. First, we are enduring the worst wave of Covid infection — in terms of numbers — since the beginning of the pandemic.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Warm hearts and cold shoulders in the great refugee quandary

Ireland and refugees… it’s complicated. We can’t seem to make our minds up: should we hug them or should we drown them?

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Uncle Sam’s gift of the guff flatters to deceive Micheál

No, you’re wrong.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion This time, we did the right thing

The people act in solidarity. Children donate their pocket money and adults offer the use of a spare room. Refugee fundraising goes on in all the usual places, with the Late Late Show leading the way. When the Ukrainians needed help, we did the right thing.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Vladimir Putin’s terror no excuse to lose our prized neutrality

After two years coughing into our elbows, the worst of the Covid plague seemed to be over. Two years of non-stop tension. Finally — despite some worrying Covid data coming in from abroad — even the most cautious amongst us became hopeful.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion The ‘Reit’ way to get things done

Margaret Sweeney is the CEO of a company called Ires Reit, and last Wednesday she had a pleasant duty to perform.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion RTÉ ‘hit job’ on Sinn Féin failed to land a punch

RTÉ’s Claire Byrne Live last week devoted a whole show to examining “The Rise of Sinn Féin”. Some party supporters were annoyed and had a go at the broadcaster. Given RTÉ’s view of the party, they claimed, such a show was bound to be unfair. All the usual accusations.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion The law was faster, 50 years ago

There was a time when this country had an efficient criminal justice system. A government minister suspected of an alleged criminal act, for instance, could get a prompt and bona fide trial. That is not the case today.

Gene Kerrigan Opinion Golfgate trial: a good day for ‘very good people’

What in the name of justice was Judge Mary Fahy talking about at Galway District Court last week? She made formal findings in the Golfgate case, and the findings were clear and proper. Then she made comments. Why she did so is unclear, and it’s not clear what we’re supposed to make of them.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Let’s hear it for our working-class hero, Ghetto Mick

Yes, I’m sure it’s terribly important, but I can’t get worked up about the international crisis we’ve somehow been drawn into. It appears there are real Russian submarines, with real missiles, in the waters off the shores of our island.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion The truth about false confessions

Garda Commissioner Drew Harris recently had to make an apology to Martin Conmey, for something that happened 50 years ago. That’s how we do things in this country.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Nphet could do with some stab vests

The speed of the Omicron variant and the disruption it’s causing contrasts with the slothful reaction of our political leaders.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion They’re at it again, demanding more money: but bankers are never not at it

It has often been said that those with radical pretensions when they are young gradually turn conservative as the years go by. Perhaps it’s true.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Let’s just stick with the science

It’s like we’ve been sent back to March last year, when all of this started and we weren’t sure what coronavirus would mean for us. But we knew it wasn’t going to be good.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Sinn Féin buoyed up by deeper pool of political talent

The continuing rise of Sinn Féin has seemed inexplicable to some and inevitable to others.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion CJ, the man who lied for Ireland

On a shelf near my desk I keep a small gold bar, a souvenir of an event celebrating the career of Charlie Haughey. I’ve had it since the mid-1990s.

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Instead of blaming the unvaccinated, Leo, just answer the doubts

You know how it is when there’s a more or less constant noise in the background, so constant you’re hardly aware of it?

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion Medics bearing the brunt of our political history

Over the past week, as Covid infections surged, the political establishment panicked. They seem to have been taken by surprise by developments that had been building up for weeks, but which they apparently didn’t notice.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion It’s jam today for the developers

This is the story of Andrew and Maurice. It’s a heartwarming story of everyday property developers and their struggle to do the right thing.

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Gene Kerrigan Opinion An acceptable amount of deaths

Ten days ago, the following headline appeared in The Irish Times, over a column by Mark Paul, business reporter: “Let’s talk about acceptable Covid death rates before restrictions kick in”.