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Colm O'Rourke: Donegal have potential but Tyrone have one key string to their bow 

It was always going to come to this. Tyrone and Donegal playing for a place in the semi-final and players would not be human if they did not think there was a real possibility of getting to the All-Ireland final as Dublin are on the other side of the draw.

If there is a god, this wonderful Monaghan team will win Sam 

The difference in mentality showed in Salthill last night. It was obvious from the start that Monaghan were standing on the trapdoor and they were not going to let Galway pull the lever. They were intent on denying Galway space up front and were very physical in their approach to the Galway ball carriers.

Colm O'Rourke: Generosity of ordinary GAA people offers grounds for rule change 

In the end sanity prevailed. The GAA hierarchy had impaled themselves on the sharpest hook and had to wriggle off. The outcome is an Irish solution to a GAA problem. A hurling match followed by a soccer match all under the umbrella of a charity event. No problem with the rules then.

Colm O'Rourke: Dead rubbers loom and serial losers may progress, nonsensical nature of Super 8 is rearing its head 

The gloss on the Super 8 washed off a bit in the gloom and rain of Croke Park last Sunday and if Kerry and Kildare don’t win today there will be little enthusiasm for their dead rubber meeting in Killarney in a fortnight. Anyway, when it gets to this stage of the championship a defeat should mean the end of the season and if you beat Kerry once in Croke Park you should not have to live...

Champion's inability to kill off teams could scupper their four-in-a-row bid 

The battle of Omagh was exactly that. Even if it was relatively low scoring and there was little kicking, it was nonetheless intriguing as both sides tried to force their game on the other.

Colm O'Rourke: Radical change is an absolute necessity 

With everything cleared up on the county front it is going to be a long winter of discontent. I was never in favour of this new fad of a free April for clubs and the All-Ireland over so early. If the pope had not tied up Croke Park it would have all been done and dusted in August.

Colm O'Rourke: No team is unbeatable, but Dublin have cards stacked in their favour 

One of the strange things about some champions is that they become even more popular with success.

Colm O'Rourke: Have Tyrone enough troops to mark Dublin's danger men? 

When the board went up near the end of last Sunday's All-Ireland hurling final announcing eight minutes of injury time, I could not help thinking of the previous week's football semi-final between Monaghan and Tyrone when there were only three minutes played. Of course there were more stoppages in the hurling game, but the discrepancy should not have been so great.

Colm O'Rourke: Tyrone must go all-out attack to rattle Dubs 

A gallant Monaghan reached the end of the line last weekend, while Galway limped home knowing that the progress they have made is still a mile short of the top. A new departure is needed for them with a different style and some changes in personnel. The good news for Galway is that there is definite potential in both areas.

Colm O'Rourke: Joyful Monaghan have something special about them 

You didn't have to be Einstein to figure out that Monaghan and Tyrone were going to be involved at the business end of the championship. The backdoor system suits the strong and has been reinforced by the new format this summer. As a result, Tyrone become the first team in history to reach an All-Ireland semi-final after losing two championship matches. Monaghan have lost one - that last-gasp defeat to Fermanagh in the Ulster semi-final.

Colm O'Rourke: All eyes on battle of Omagh as Super 8 gets ready to catch fire 

There was never any danger of Dublin losing last night - and a five-point margin flattered Donegal. There was more atmosphere in a morgue than there was in Croke Park for the last quarter.

Underdogs' shallow squads will be exposed in Super 8 

After about ten minutes of the Roscommon-Armagh game RTÉ should have flashed up a warning to young people in particular, "do not adjust your sets". This was because there was a game of football that very few under the age of 40 had ever seen before. The ball was being kicked long, there were one-to-one situations when a back had to mark his man without any support and there were brilliant points being kicked from distance.

Colm O'Rourke: This is the end of Mayo as we have known them 

AT the end of the most controversial week of the GAA summer we got the first seismic shock of a championship that was stumbling along predictable lines. And maybe the saga inspired the greatest Kildare performance for a decade. Cian O’Neill had galvanised his county, but the pressure was on to get the players to perform.

Colm O'Rourke: Donegal throwing off shackles in title march 

If Thursday was the longest day of the year then this afternoon for Fermanagh and Laois is likely to be long, hot and uncomfortable.

Colm O'Rourke: Rossies' team spirit can make all the difference 

Today the Connacht final takes place in Hyde Park in Roscommon. Proper order too. Any town that has been designated to hold a provincial final should host it, even if the crowd has to be slightly restricted. Local business deserves a big day too, as they support the GAA when things are very quiet.

Colm O'Rourke: Matches like today are won just as much on pig iron as flair and Mayo are more battle hardened 

Mayo and Galway meet today in what I can best describe as a proper championship match that could decorate Croke Park in August in a quarter or semi-final. Two teams who have ambitions - the first is to win today but the real bonus is to make the Super 8. Then the real fun begins.

Also rans get first run on favourites 

The tapes are up and the race is on. Maybe you have not noticed but the Connacht Championship starts today without a match in Ireland. Sligo are in McGovern Park in Ruislip to play London, and I emphasise McGovern Park as there are very few families who have contributed as much to the GAA in Dublin, Leitrim and London as this family has. Probably in a few other counties too.

Colm O'Rourke: Good riddance to April, a barren month of fake breaks and unfairness 

By wiping out inter-county activity in April, the GAA has guaranteed that the sports pages and airwaves have had wall-to-wall coverage of rugby, through Leinster and Munster, and soccer's Champions League.

Colm O'Rourke: Lack of proper enforcement makes us look like April fools 

The great April debate rumbles on. I was surprised by the reaction to my column last Sunday although I shouldn't have been, because most people in the GAA identify and have greater loyalty to their club than county. It may appear different on the big days in Croke Park, but that's my belief. Anyway, the big gripe remains the same no matter where players are from - with a few exceptions.

Colm O'Rourke: Club players need a civil rights march to Croker 

It is gloomy mid-April and the sky is further darkened by the thousands of chickens coming home to roost. The great Ó Fearghaíl/Duffy initiative of giving April to the clubs is being shown up for what it always was - bluster. This, alongside the Sky deal, the Super 8s and the payout to the GPA is some legacy to leave the ordinary man. Of course, all the other major decision-making bodies of the GAA were complicit in these decisions - the blind leading the blind.

Colm O'Rourke: Fortune favours the brave in the open spaces of Croke Park 

After surviving two matches in Croke Park last Sunday, I am ready for a re-enactment of Tom Crean's voyage to the Antarctic. Such was the bitter cold that everyone who attended both games should receive a free ticket for some upcoming game or maybe even the Rolling Stones concert - even if Mick Jagger might have trouble putting over a close-in free or getting through a blanket defence.

Colm O'Rourke: Tribe must attack Dubs to make long-term gains 

So it all ends today with two big games in Croke Park. In many ways the Division 2 final between Cavan and Roscommon will attract more interest. The Dubs might want to win the big games but league titles and Dublin are hardly rare currency while Galway's thoughts have already turned to Mayo in six weeks in Castlebar.

Colm O'Rourke: Sour Mayo mood is a sign of decline 

Sometimes I feel like a dog howling at the moon when it comes to the GAA. The last couple of weeks have thrown up a lot of issues which would test the patience of Job, a man noted for perseverance in the face of overwhelming hardship. The GAA has many of this type.

Colm O'Rourke: Beast from the West shows county sides how game should be played 

A long harsh winter drags into spring. When players wake up for an All-Ireland final they hope for good conditions. Yesterday, there was no kindness in the air and players could have been issued with long johns, woolly hats and gloves to keep out the biting cold. The small crowd deserved better too amid all the counter-attractions but at least they were rewarded with a game of skill which was...

Colm O'Rourke: Galway's system is not making the most of their quality players 

You didn't have to work in the Met Office to predict that the GAA season was playing fast and loose with the weather - and the weather always wins.

Colm O'Rourke: Meath trip of a lifetime built a bridge to future 

Fifty years ago this week, Ireland invaded Australia. It was altogether a friendly move, by a Meath team who had taken up an invitation by an Aussie rules touring side who came to Ireland in October 1967. Meath, as All-Ireland champions, played the Australians in Croke Park before an attendance of 23,000 and that game marks the start of the football relationship between Ireland and Australia.

Colm O'Rourke: Five issues John Horan needs to tackle head on 

Hail the president. John Horan takes office to loud applause but the music has a habit of stopping quickly for those who attain high office. The problem is that no mortal can satisfy the competing forces that always exist within the GAA so a president has to make his mind up very quickly. Does he want to be a reformer who makes a lasting impression or king of the rubber chicken circuit where he gives the same bland speeches and is satisfied with being president as distinct from doing something as president?

Colm O'Rourke: Inter-county spending spree can't go on forever 

When it was revealed in Roscommon that it was costing €15,000 per week to run the senior team, it just made everyone aware of the runaway train that county teams have become.

Colm O'Rourke: Now if the Dubs players' body fat changes in winter there is an inquiry 

It was a tale of two venues last weekend, Dublin and Roscommon. Croke Park on a Saturday night is always worth a visit. The only thing that is stopping everyone shutting up shop and not bothering going to see the Dubs is the fact that they play such attractive football. Crowds still come to see them and 26,000 on a January night is a fair attendance.

Colm O'Rourke: There's a better way than club chaos and financial double standards 

If the ard-stiúrthóir's job is to point out problems in the GAA before riding off into the sunset then Páraic Duffy's final annual report sticks to script. Most people, though, are looking for solutions. Anyone who is vaguely familiar with the organisation knows the problems and is seeking guidance. It is not offered here.

Colm O'Rourke: Days like this are open to everyone - winning a championship makes all the sacrifice worthwhile 

A sporting highlight should be real.

Colm O'Rourke: The County Chairman, the Club Chairman and The Mother - Three personalities you see in every club 

There was a bit of reaction to last week's column in which I detailed the different kinds of managers patrolling the sidelines of our club games, so maybe it's time to look at some more of the characters who power the lights of the GAA. It could become a series, a bit like The Men Who Built America, but it might take Pat Shortt a while to make it up.

Colm O'Rourke: Six personality types set the tone across our clubs... three should be treasured, three ignored 

The GAA is the most wonderful way to study a vast range of human behaviours — sometimes in the same person during the same game. There are, however, vast differences between the people involved in this wonderful game. Here are some of the principal characters.

Colm O'Rourke: Stop wasting time and money on your elite kids 

If there is a debate in science about which came first, the chicken or the egg, there can be a similar debate in football about which comes first, success at adult level or underage victories propelling adult teams to glory.

Colm O'Rourke: We saw one obvious rule in Australia series that GAA law-makers must consider 

In a series which went largely unnoticed in this country and in Australia, there were still important questions to be answered.

Colm O'Rourke: What really intrigued me from the GPA financial report was the wage bill 

At this time of year there is a good chance to take stock and cast a cold eye on the affairs of state, at least those of the GAA world anyway. By chance, the GPA's annual report for 2016 came my way last week so I thought it was time to renew acquaintances with some old friends. Hardly surprising that I am not on the GPA's mailing list but I am quite sure readers will be interested in at least...

Colm O'Rourke: Fixture list looks the part but really it's an April fool's joke on clubs 

When I tried to study the fixture list for next year which was published last week, I did not know who to feel most sorry for - the county man or the club player. The county man will get no break at all, matches start earlier with pre-season games before the year is out in some cases, and when that is all finished he will put on his club kit which should see him well into the autumn of 2018.

Colm O'Rourke: International rules gets another spin on merry-go-round 

I managed to annihilate over 25,000 people in Cavan last week. That is, I listed the county's population as just over 50,000, instead of 76,000. Anyway, the natives don't appear to have been too upset by it.

Colm O'Rourke: Dublin split offers more players a chance to shine 

In 2002 the GAA's strategic review committee came up with some every interesting proposals. Looking back 15 years later, the most impressive thing associated with the body chaired by Peter Quinn was the calibre of people involved, from businessmen to future GAA presidents, and the radical conclusions they arrived at on many aspects of the GAA.

Colm O'Rourke: New GAA chief must row back on ALL changes 

Who gets more criticism every year, the Minister for Health or the GAA's Ard Stiúrthóir? It's a close call but the man at the top in Croke Park probably has to dodge more bullets than those being sent to Angola. For many supporters around the country, the 'top brass' in Dublin can be blamed for almost everything, even if it is not part of their brief. Few will defend the paid officials; it can therefore be a lonely and rather thankless job.

Colm O'Rourke: Those happy with new football and hurling formats should be careful what they wish for 

The hurling proposals were last week swept through in the new GAA democracy where only a 60 per cent majority was needed. If it was a year earlier, when two-thirds was required, these proposals would have been shot down in flames.

Colm O'Rourke: The organisers of Gooch's testimonial should change tack before his reputation is damaged 

The spotlight has been shining brightly on Colm Cooper's testimonial dinner, and the general reaction has been quite negative. The dissenting voices included my colleague Joe Brolly, who articulated his misgivings in print and on radio.

Colm O'Rourke: Exceptional bunch of players doing exceptional things 

There were so many talking points last Sunday, yet after the last whistle it was all chaff in the wind. Within minutes, as always, it was a bit like the Eric Cantona ad, "losers go home". And the trudge home for Mayo supporters was more painful than ever. They resembled the French army in Napoleon's retreat from Russia. A long, slow, silent retreat. Every train, plane, bus and car bore testimony to the vast emptiness of defeat.

Colm O'Rourke: Mayo's ship of hope cannot survive the storm force of the blue wave 

The Flying Dutchman is a mythical ship that sails the seas endlessly and never makes port. Mayo players and supporters know the feeling but there are plenty of lights out west which would guide the Dutchman home to a safe harbour, and the closer we come to the game, there seems increasing confidence that the beacon is becoming stronger.

Colm O'Rourke: In a match made in heaven between two great teams, Cluxton might have to kick the winning free 

Comparisons between teams of different eras are odious. That is probably why people like doing it so much. The best team ever; the best player of his generation; the best corner-forward... the list is endless and everyone can be right as all opinion is subjective.

Colm O'Rourke: Dubs have too much class to fall for Tyrone ambush 

When the championship draws were made last November you did not have to be a genius to figure out that this day was coming - and it has come without any major fuss.

Colm O'Rourke: Controlled fury wins the day to expose Kerry's limitations 

Mayo again on the verge of the promised land. A performance of manliness, aggression and bravery which reduced Kerry to an indisciplined outfit. The last act of Kieran Donaghy summed it all up, a red card which was an inglorious end to a career of many highs. Donaghy had made little impact on the game compared to the drawn match and the frustration boiled over.

Colm O'Rourke - Mayo set for another final if they focus on themselves and not Kerry 

When Mayo were suffering the head staggers early in the championship against Galway, Derry and Cork, there was concern, at the very least, in the tourist industry in places like Bohola, Claremorris and Kiltimagh that the normal influx of 'foreigners' would not materialise this year. These are the Mayo people who have been scattered by the four winds to places like London, New York,...

Colm O'Rourke: Biggest danger to GAA is that which comes from within 

The reaction to my comments on television last Monday about the drift of the GAA towards unfettered capitalism and elitism has been quite surprising, mainly because it was not something new. In fact, I was merely expanding on several points I have been raising on a consistent basis for some time.

Colm O'Rourke: Stephen Rochford should have given Mayo men a night on the jar after Roscommon draw 

Tomorrow is a day of opportunity. Can Roscommon seize the moment and finish off Mayo, who have been doing their own version of Muhammad Ali’s rope-a-dope for the last couple of months? Or can Mayo come up with something new to change a season which has provided marvellous entertainment but appears to be running out of road?

Colm O'Rourke: Classy Clarke sets the Orchard apart 

From looking a basket case against Down last month, Armagh have demonstrated admirable qualities of resilience and togetherness in eclipsing Kildare last night.

Colm O'Rourke: Mayo and their fans back on trail of the Holy Grail 

Mayo, the source of a thousand football stories, none of which have had a happy ending. So every day we search for a new angle.

Colm O'Rourke: pinching a player's nipple is aggravating and a slap in the mouth is the best reply 

When Tyrone came under scrutiny a few years ago for diving, goading and attempting to get opposition players sent off, it drove their supporters to distraction. How could anyone accuse their heroes of activity which is alien to the normal culture of the GAA?

Colm O'Rourke: Kildare have all the ingredients to win titles, but today is too soon 

After watching some of the hurling games over the last few weeks, I've come to the conclusion that football and hurling should be completely separated and run as different organisations. The rules in terms of contact in the two codes are supposed to be basically the same, but in practice they are worlds apart. In fact, almost anything goes in hurling. Referees interfere as little as possible and...

Colm O'Rourke: Please stop treating fans like caged animals 

Last Sunday was a wonderful occasion in Croke Park. The biggest ever crowd for a Leinster hurling final, but unfortunately the game did not meet expectations. It was the most recent awakening of the Wexford giant, and there are few counties with such passion for hurling.

Colm O'Rourke: Presumably what Jim Gavin said was calculated over a fortnight 

Jim Gavin's departure from his usual script about process, hard work and all the other clichés which he uses to keep hungry hacks at arm's length was the only shock at Croke Park last Sunday.

Colm O'Rourke: Cork have ability but lack direction 

Every final in the GAA should be about counties of similar strength and preparation playing each other. A Munster final at the moment does not stand up to that scrutiny. When Cork play Kerry it is usually an unequal struggle. Kerry win most of the time. There have been occasions when Cork could assemble a force to drive up to Killarney and beat up the Kerrymen, steal some of their women and scatter their cattle before making off across the border with wine, women and song.

Colm O'Rourke: Different priorities will shape how result is seen 

Dublin are in some type of decline - that is the general view after the League final defeat to Kerry and the not-so-impressive win over Carlow. It is not something I agree with. I am more in the Mark Twain mould and feel that rumours about their demise are greatly exaggerated. Dublin are merely in sleep mode and will be ready to strike from today on. This year is entirely based around the championship and I certainly expect that they will be involved in September.

Colm O'Rourke: Expectations could hardly be lower for heavyweight contest 

There will be a great debate in years to come about whether it was Donegal or Tyrone who reduced football to a zero sum. If Tyrone started a new trend then Donegal certainly added to it.

Colm O'Rourke: Ageing Mayo running out of chances to reach for the top 

Al Capone, Ned Kelly, Butch Cassidy . . . they never got as much publicity as Diarmuid Connolly did last week. Most of the comments around what happened in Carlow last Saturday night were negative. Connolly was tried and sentenced in the court of public opinion.

Colm O'Rourke: O'Sullivan's bad luck is a valuable wake-up call for everyone else 

Brendan O'Sullivan put Valentia Island on the map again last week. In years past there was a Valentia player who made headlines in a different way. Mick O'Connell was the islander who graced Croke Park, Killarney and hundreds of other venues with his athleticism, skill and sheer football ability. To many in Kerry, he was the prince of football who never veered from the view that football was...

Colm O'Rourke: We can look forward to lots more drivel until structure is changed 

The championship is up and running - if that is the appropriate term to use. A few good hidings is mostly what we have got so far, and the trend will continue for a while longer.

Colm O'Rourke: Old order unlikely to change unless drastic steps are taken at the top 

When I was playing football I loved the month of May. Long holidays on the horizon, good weather, the championship starting for club and county, a time of hope. The journey was about to start again. Now when I look back I realise that I lived for the best part of a decade in a fool's paradise. There was no hope, Meath were going nowhere fast from the mid-1970s until 1986.

Colm O'Rourke: Some day the Far East betting gangs will come across this great game 

When news emerged about irregular betting patterns in an Athlone Town soccer match against Longford recently, there was shock and horror.

Colm O'Rourke: Why losing the head never works out 

Is there a new 'get tough' policy with managers this year? Recent evidence with Kieran McGeeney would suggest that the GAA has decided to set out their stall before the championship. The three-month suspension handed down to McGeeney seems to indicate a hardening of attitudes at central level to dissent being dished out to officials.

Colm O'Rourke: Inter-county schedule crying out for new deal 

A few clear-cut trends have emerged already this year. One of them is that there is a growing and more vocal disenchantment with the present championship structure. What players and supporters realise from the league is that you only get real competition between teams of a similar standard.

Colm O'Rourke: Diarmuid Connolly has made a bed for himself, now he’ll have to lie in it all summer 

THE king is dead, long live the king. When I wrote just three weeks that Dublin were sailing close to the wind in games and that some day the comeback would fall just short, I certainly did not think it would happen so quickly. What began in Tralee was finished in Dublin. Victory for Kerry brought an end to Dublin’s unbeaten record, and it puts a slightly different complexion on the rest of the year.

Colm O'Rourke: Gooch comfortably among the greatest of corner forwards 

In Canadian ice hockey, Wayne Gretzky was known by everyone as 'The Great One' and the area behind the net became known as 'Gretzky's office' as he hung around to score goals and provide more assists than anyone had previously.

Colm O'Rourke: Dublin should be thankful of these great days because they will end 

It was a good night for the GAA in the Aviva Stadium last Tuesday as two great families, the Egans and the Hourihanes, enjoyed a very proud night.

Colm O'Rourke: Kerry and Mayo heading in opposite directions 

The league has nearly always been the unloved cousin in the GAA. For many years it was 'only the league' as managers and players looked forward to the championship. Sometimes it even appeared as if it was in some way a hindrance to success later in the year.

Colm O'Rourke: Gooch Cooper didn't need a club medal to be a hero to his own 

It was a meat and two veg day at Croke Park on Friday, but it produced scenes of unconfined joy. And that even applied to the men who have mined on the county stage, especially Colm 'Gooch' Cooper, the mascot of 25 years ago and now the hometown hero.

Colm O'Rourke: System is designed for money and means a good team can get beaten twice and still win the All-Ireland 

The spring version of the Super 8 is on at present. It is called the Allianz Football League and, like all competitions where teams of similar ability are grouped together, it is proving quite entertaining.

Colm O'Rourke: Top brass kick sand in the faces of the weak 

A house divided against itself cannot stand. These words were spoken by Abraham Lincoln in 1858 when he argued that slavery must be abolished and that separate rules could not apply in different parts of his country.

Colm O'Rourke: Who would be a manager when dice are so loaded? 

We are only two weeks into the Allianz League but it is already clear how increasingly difficult it is to manage an inter-county team. Part of the reason is that players are less accepting of low standards and less tolerant, and there is no doubt that the effort required relative to the chance of some tangible reward is turning players off in big numbers.

Colm O'Rourke: Smaller counties should unite to trump big guns 

Last Sunday was a beautiful day for football, and there was plenty of it.

Colm O'Rourke explains why Dublin should take the foot off the gas in this year's National League 

The League was once a beautiful competition. Three games before Christmas, four after. No fixture congestion, no pressure that I can recall, except of course when you got to Croke Park and finals. Then it was all about winning.

Colm O'Rourke: Outstanding players in Dublin are now destined to keep toiling away at club level - something has to change 

When Dublin beat Kildare in the O'Byrne Cup semi-final there was a lot of comment about the state of football in the rest of Leinster if the Dubs could reach the final of the competition with a third team. The right way to look at this was not the weakness of others but the strength of Dublin.

Colm O'Rourke: The GAA would be much better off giving this money to the homeless 

Don't hold your breath on this one, but would it be too much to ask that at least the bones of a proper fixtures system could be agreed this year? Or at least that some committee could be put in place to carry out an examination of cause and effect?

Colm O'Rourke: Club revolution must start at the very top 

The new Club Players' Association had a fairly heavyweight brigade lined up for its launch last week. The very existence of this group and the language of frustration that was evident indicates clearly how the GAA has become a leaderless, rudderless organisation with no clear vision of itself or where it is going.

Colm O'Rourke: No good will come from the tail wagging the dog 

Mayo - the story and county that just keeps on giving. They can't help themselves. When things are quiet for writers at this time of year, there is always something silly happening in Mayo. After other counties who are successful have battened down the hatches for the winter, there is always Mayo.

Colm O'Rourke: Minister's foolish quota idea patronises women 

Patrick O'Donovan, Minister of State for Tourism and Sport, announced last week that by 2019 any sports body with more than 10 employees has to have female representation of at least 30 per cent on its board in order to secure the full amount of State funding.

Colm O'Rourke: Railway Cup has hit the buffers - no-one cares 

If you'd searched hard enough last week, you could have found out that the Railway Cup semi-finals were scheduled for yesterday. As it turned out, the funeral of Danny Murphy meant that the games involving Ulster were postponed until today, so supporters have another chance to see them.

Colm O'Rourke: The black cards and marks are one thing but the real poison is cult of handpassing 

Last week we got another airing of the black card. The referee from the All-Ireland final replay, Maurice Deegan, disclosed that he should have sent John Small off in the game but the other two he sent off were correct decisions.

Colm O'Rourke: I wouldn't mourn county game but club is sacred 

One organisation, the GPA, represents about three per cent of the playing population and receives millions in funding from the GAA. Then there is the recently formed Club Players' Association, which was set up by Declan Brennan and like-minded friends of the GAA. They don't, and won't, get any funding from Croke Park for the other poor unfortunates who make up the remaining 97 per cent of the Association. Riddle me that, as Dennis the Menace used to say in The Beano.

Colm O'Rourke: Road less travelled still worth taking for GAA 

When the IRFU announced its bid for the Rugby World Cup this week there were a lot of GAA people wondering where the catch was. On paper, it looks as if this is a complete win-win situation for the GAA - they get somebody else to pay for improving their grounds and get a big lump of money for rent as well. It might even make some of the decisions regarding the building of stadiums around the country look half-sensible.

Colm O'Rourke: Rich pickings for club managers who work the markets 

It's Trump time, which means an era of uncontrolled capitalism. The great comb over could have learned about it all by studying the GAA at this time of year as hundreds of clubs decide they need a new manager. The old one who did it for nothing has to be replaced and the new boss has to be from outside and if he costs a packet then all the better.

Colm O'Rourke: 'It was one of my greatest sporting highlights to share Simonstown's win with my son Shane' 

Colm O'Rourke explains why winning the county title with his son on board was one of his best days in sport.

Colm O'Rourke: Address real issues or weaker counties will just give up 

The author of the proposal on the format for the All-Ireland football championship is unclear. Whether it is Paraic Duffy alone or a joint initiative from all the main officials in Croke Park is not set out in the document, but it has been sent around to reputable people - and probably quite a few disreputable people - to get their views.

Colm O'Rourke: GPA needs a new chief and I know just the man 

I noticed recently that Dessie Farrell is stepping down from the onerous task of guiding the GPA so I thought to myself that this was a great opportunity for a fellow like me to improve myself on the political side of the GAA and apply for the job. Naturally enough, this role is one of great importance so I decided it might be appropriate to test my credentials by way of an open letter to the public and see if there is any merit in a full-blown application for the job.

Colm O'Rourke: The best of the best, the greatest back I've seen 

The greatest defender of the modern era has called time. Tomás Ó Sé was a prince of defenders; he could play rough or smooth, and he was the sort of man who you needed on a big day, because he always performed.

Colm O'Rourke: Dublin must abandon 2017 league if they want to secure three in-a-row 

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad is an old Latin phrase which Mayo have given a more modern meaning to. The agony continues and again they have contributed greatly to their own downfall. Mayo teams have a great capacity to undermine heroic effort with a wild attempt at Russian roulette. This time it manifested itself with a goalkeeping decision which to...

Colm O'Rourke: Humility, grace and generosity sum up this great Dublin team 

The old order restored. The conventional wisdom is that when champions and hot favourites get a second chance they will be able to make the small adjustments necessary to get them over the line. And so it turned out even if it was like Waterloo, a close-run affair. Dublin have again cast Mayo into this state of constant disappointment for nothing more than being the better team when it...

ASTI is marching its members towards their own destruction 

Many people are wondering what is going on in the teaching profession, where two unions, the INTO and TUI, have accepted the Lansdowne Road agreement, while the ASTI remains outside. Even more so now, when two of the main roadblocks have been successfully negotiated by the other unions, namely restoration of pay and the differential in income for newly qualified teachers, which was wrong and is about to be phased out, even if the ASTI was very late to even bother taking up their case.

Colm O'Rourke: Odds still favour men in blue but Mayo should be emboldened by last Sunday 

By half-time last Sunday I was beginning to wonder was there some supernatural reason why Mayo were being blighted by such outrageous bad fortune. Not a curse because I certainly do not believe in such a thing. Yet I cannot recall an own goal in a big game, let alone two.

Turning your team into a brand leader with help of big sponsors 

The story goes that when AIG wanted to spend big on sports sponsorship in Ireland, the GAA at central level tried their best to entice them into sponsoring the All-Ireland football championship, the biggest event in town.

Colm O'Rourke: My heart is with Mayo... just because you lose, does not make you a loser 

In writing about big games I take a fairly detached, cold view of proceedings. In this case I will start off by dropping all pretence and openly state that I would like to see Mayo win. For far too long Mayo players and people have had to put up with snide remarks about being losers. Just because you lose, does not make you a loser. I played in five county finals before I won one. Perhaps I...

Colm O'Rourke: Mayo need to summon a sting from somewhere 

For the next seven days the players of Dublin and Mayo will occupy a parallel universe to the average person. They will still live in the usual place, do the same job or go to the same college.

Colm O'Rourke: The GAA could make a pitch with some of that Apple money nobody seems to want 

If there was a better sporting contest in the world last Sunday I have not heard about it. Maybe there was a more entertaining rugby, soccer, basketball, hockey or cricket match which has escaped my notice, but it would be hard to find a more enthralling or fiercely contested match than the latest thriller between Dublin and Kerry.

Colm O'Rourke: Kerry need to make this a stink game if they want to come out smelling of roses 

When Kevin McManamon scored that famous goal against Kerry in the 2011 All-Ireland final and Stephen Cluxton scored the winning point from a free, there were many happy to see a Dublin squad who had been around for a while get their day in the sun.

Colm O'Rourke: Hardened by loss, driven by fear of further failure 

There have been three semi-finals in hurling already. Games that have thrilled the nation as something distinctly Irish and played with incredible skill, passion and sportsmanship - the sort of matches that a tourist visiting this country would marvel at.

Colm O'Rourke: If you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen 

What have Diarmuid Connolly, Seán Cavanagh, Aidan O'Shea, James O'Donoghue, Colm Cooper, Bernard Brogan, Peter Canavan, Bernard Flynn, Brian Stafford, Michael Donnellan, Ja Fallon, Jimmy Barry-Murphy, Dinny Allen, Mike Sheehy, Bomber Liston, Pat Spillane, Jimmy Keaveney, James McCartan senior and junior, Mickey Linden, Greg Blaney, Seán O'Neill, Paddy Doherty, John Keenan, Cyril Dunne, Tony McTague, Mattie McDonagh, Kevin Heffernan, Mick O'Dwyer - among many others - all got in common?

Colm O'Rourke: How Donegal have made Dublin a much better team 

Dublin should have been out of sight long before the end. Diarmuid Connolly had two great goal chances, but spurned both. Yet his two points in the first half, off either foot, showed his exceptional talent.

GAA should shun elitism and focus on a model to promote lower counties 

The only conclusion I can draw from the new championship proposals is that discrimination against the weaker counties - or the less successful ones to give the more politically correct term - has become so ingrained at the top of the GAA that the feeling is that there will be no rebellion from the poor and downtrodden.

Colm O'Rourke: GPA getting €1.2m for nutrition... how did that figure appear in the deal? 

My old friends in the GPA did a good deal last week. I am not sure exactly who it is good for but any agreement which gives the players' body a share of commercial revenue is a big winner for them.

Colm O'Rourke: Double Munster success a huge victory for honest football over adversity 

Gripe number one: Last week Kildare and Laois played in the Leinster minor final. Kildare won easily. "So what?" you might say.