It's the stories you miss most of all. And the brains. Pagans are praying and it's the longest some of us have been off the drink since our confirmation. Generally speaking I only repeat myself when I burp but here's one I've been dining out on for years..
There are winners and there are losers. The paint factories are cleaning up. You talk to your friends and ask: "How do you pass the day?" Nearly every one of them has the same answer.
One of the lads coughed into his elbow. I stepped back from the laptop. There was a movie on the television lately and these mutants came out through the screen and did horrible things to people in their own living room.