Get used to close shaves with strong Irish women
Mighty women do well in this country town, what with a blonde bombshell butcher a few doors down from the retail-cum-barber run by a sassy shopkeeper.
Plenty of men are happy to allow her to run a blade along their throats, despite the "Grow your own dope - plant a man" sign on prominent display on the wall, where a recent addition claims that "behind every great woman is herself".
Well may it be true, though the feisty female in question has a beloved ball and chain. For Irishmen can also be fairly mighty.