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When even bumpkins are eating pumpkins, you know it’s time for an IPA – or perhaps a pale ale

Billy Keane


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Meerkats explore a pumpkin left in their enclosure by keepers at Blair Drummond Safari Park near Stirling, Scotland. Photo: Andrew Milligan/PA Wire

Meerkats explore a pumpkin left in their enclosure by keepers at Blair Drummond Safari Park near Stirling, Scotland. Photo: Andrew Milligan/PA Wire

Meerkats explore a pumpkin left in their enclosure by keepers at Blair Drummond Safari Park near Stirling, Scotland. Photo: Andrew Milligan/PA Wire

When someone starts a sentence with “I’m sorry, but”, you know the person isn’t one bit sorry and a desperate giving out is on the way.

I’m sorry, but I don’t get pumpkins. There was no such thing as pumpkins when I was a boy. Now every TV show and ever paper has a pumpkin recipe. Most of the recipes are much the same as turkey leftover dishes, which have killed millions of people over the years.


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