Try not to make the internet your only connection to love
It will be the 40th anniversary next year. That's 40 years since the woman who hasn't had sex for 40 years last had sex. Or so she told me and I have no reason to disbelieve her. Every time we meet, she tells me her dog is her constant companion now.
Less trouble than a man she says.
Although my experience, gleaned from numerous pub conversations, is that men are little if any trouble and very low-maintenance. They just need the odd service to keep them going.