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There's simply no avoiding a moaner on a mission with a hive of bees under their bonnet

Billy Keane


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'I am worn out from answering the same question, and it is this: will you open up the pub on the June 29?' (Kirsty O’Connor/PA)

'I am worn out from answering the same question, and it is this: will you open up the pub on the June 29?' (Kirsty O’Connor/PA)

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'I am worn out from answering the same question, and it is this: will you open up the pub on the June 29?' (Kirsty O’Connor/PA)

Murty the Moaner has a hive of bees under his bonnet.

Here's the first one. Murty says the closing up of the beauticians and the hairdressers is a disgrace.

"Herself has a head of hair and 'tis like the tail off of a Shetland pony. She had seven broken nails at last count. What's worse is the only Brazilians to be found are a gang of alleged hitmen roaming around the midlands."