Tuesday 20 March 2018

My Week: Kate Middleton* *(*As imagined by Eilis O'Hanlon)

Kate Middleton. Photo: PA
Kate Middleton. Photo: PA

Eilis O'Hanlon

Kate Middleton's week (As imagined by Eilis O'Hanlon)


William hides the Daily Mail as I come down for breakfast. I wait 'til he's at polo practise before sneaking a look, hoping the paparazzi haven't snapped more topless pictures of me. Instead, there's a story on the front page saying I look "puffy" as a result of juggling two young children, a string of official engagements, and Christmas.

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