My Week: Kate Middleton* *(*As imagined by Eilis O'Hanlon)
Kate Middleton's week (As imagined by Eilis O'Hanlon)
William hides the Daily Mail as I come down for breakfast. I wait 'til he's at polo practise before sneaking a look, hoping the paparazzi haven't snapped more topless pictures of me. Instead, there's a story on the front page saying I look "puffy" as a result of juggling two young children, a string of official engagements, and Christmas.