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In these seismic times, could Man Who Knows Everything get a bit outside the geansaí with Mrs 39?

Billy Keane


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The post persons are worn out from delivering cards to Mrs 39. They delivered by regular bag, wheelbarrow and low-loader. Stock picture

The post persons are worn out from delivering cards to Mrs 39. They delivered by regular bag, wheelbarrow and low-loader. Stock picture

The post persons are worn out from delivering cards to Mrs 39. They delivered by regular bag, wheelbarrow and low-loader. Stock picture

The Woman Who Hasn't Had Sex for 39 Years still has three bags full and the Man Who Knows Everything voted for himself.

She who voluntarily did without for nigh-on four decades was inundated this morning.

Her small house was full up to the roof and there were sheaves of cards bulging out of the letterbox from those who delivered by hand.