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I'd gladly self-isolate from The Man Who Knows Everything - and his plans to go hamping

Billy Keane


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The new plan during the crisis is to stay well back. The Taoiseach called it social distancing. Photo: Niall Carson/PA Wire

The new plan during the crisis is to stay well back. The Taoiseach called it social distancing. Photo: Niall Carson/PA Wire

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The new plan during the crisis is to stay well back. The Taoiseach called it social distancing. Photo: Niall Carson/PA Wire

The Man Who Knows Everything has a plan for passing the time.

His big plan is for a National Hamping Day, which doesn't necessarily have to involve sex, but more about that later on.

We will let The Man Who Knows Everything (TMWKE) tell you most of the rest of the story, seeing as it's his plan.