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If he sniffles and coughs up a small planet, Herself will hardly say ‘will you shut up complaining, it’s only man-flu’. Now the response will be to commit Himself to self-isolation and book him a ticket for Croke Park and the testing. Stock picture

If he sniffles and coughs up a small planet, Herself will hardly say ‘will you shut up complaining, it’s only man-flu’. Now the response will be to commit Himself to self-isolation and book him a ticket for Croke Park and the testing. Stock picture

If he sniffles and coughs up a small planet, Herself will hardly say ‘will you shut up complaining, it’s only man-flu’. Now the response will be to commit Himself to self-isolation and book him a ticket for Croke Park and the testing. Stock picture

One of the lads coughed into his elbow. I stepped back from the laptop. There was a movie on the television lately and these mutants came out through the screen and did horrible things to people in their own living room.

The trad lads were worse. It was 3am and I couldn't sleep. I was worrying the night away.

Much as I wanted to, I couldn't escape the awful music. I was transfixed by the screechy banshee fiddle playing.