Get a grip, Gwyneth - and stop all the gloating
Her second wedding is tipping Gwynnie from good humour to boastfulness, writes Sarah Caden
Last week, it seemed that Gwyneth Paltrow's wedding had happened. It was a reasonable assumption to make, as 400 of the closest friends of Gwyneth and her TV producer fiance Brad Falchuk gathered at the LA Theatre to celebrate their love.
And that's exactly what Gwyneth tweet-thanked them for later, gathering to "celebrate our love", except she used a heart emoji rather than the word love, obviously, because that's just how cutesie her second nuptials are.
Though, as it turns out, last week's event wasn't even the wedding. That event will happen in the Hamptons in the summer, apparently. Last week was just a pre-wedding round of congratulations, yet another opportunity for Gwyneth to trumpet that she's getting married again. And she's happy. And it has really, really turned me off her.