Sunday 17 December 2017

George Arnett: The end is nigh: Five things you should stock up on for the coming apocalypse

The latest advert for American dessert Jell-O, known here as jelly, suggests that if it was to be offered to the Gods, it may stave off the impending apocalypse that doomsayers expect to come this Friday.

However, instead of trying to placate South American Gods with jelly, we should be adding to our store cupboards just in case most of the human race is wiped out on December 21. These are the products I recommend you stock up on:

1. Peanut butter

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