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Billy Keane


 

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Kerry manager Jack O'Connor and his squad celebrate with the Sam Maguire trophy after the All-Ireland Senior Football Championship final between Kerry and Galway at Croke Park last month. Photo: Ramsey Cardy/Sportsfile

Kerry manager Jack O'Connor and his squad celebrate with the Sam Maguire trophy after the All-Ireland Senior Football Championship final between Kerry and Galway at Croke Park last month. Photo: Ramsey Cardy/Sportsfile

Kerry manager Jack O'Connor and his squad celebrate with the Sam Maguire trophy after the All-Ireland Senior Football Championship final between Kerry and Galway at Croke Park last month. Photo: Ramsey Cardy/Sportsfile

I did the time, but there was no crime. Banged up I was, under house arrest after two red bars showed up on the Covid test. I’m not too bad, thanks for asking. I have it down on a man who was nearly close enough to kiss me at the All-Ireland football final between Kerry and Galway.

You’re Billy Keane, aren’t you?” asked the spreader.


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