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Crass and coarse she may be, but me and Mrs Brown, we got a thing going on

John Daly


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Brendan O'Carroll as Agnes in Mrs Brown's Boys (Photo: Alan Peebles)

Brendan O'Carroll as Agnes in Mrs Brown's Boys (Photo: Alan Peebles)

Brendan O'Carroll as Agnes in Mrs Brown's Boys (Photo: Alan Peebles)

It’s time to come clean about a guilty pleasure I’ve kept hidden for too long now – a wicked habit born of momentary weakness since magnified into a passionate addiction way beyond my control. It’s an older woman, God help me, a bewitching, dominating dame whose encounters leave me helpless and exhausted on the sofa.

Her control is total, as I count the endless hours in anticipation of our next uninhibited rendezvous. Is it her mellifluous Dublin accent, I ponder, or the lurid cardie and bloomers that trap me in such thrall?


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