Opinion Comment

Tuesday 12 December 2017

Comment: The 100pc, totally true and completely correct story of what happened at Trump inauguration

Alexandra Petri

I apologise to Donald Trump. As Sean Spicer so wisely said at his first news conference on Monday (it was the first. The one that happened on Saturday did not happen at all, and I recognise that!), it is unfair to be so mean and negative all the time.

Here is the fair and unbiased story about the inauguration written in compliance with the Trump style guidelines that we should have been obeying all along.

Nothing that has ever happened or will ever happen was as great as Donald Trump's inauguration.

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