Tuesday 20 November 2018

Billy Keane: 'Bottom line for Mrs 39 is she worries the CIA and Trump will throw her good son out of USA'

Keane's Kingdom

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Billy Keane

Billy Keane

The Woman Who Hasn't Had Sex for 39 Years isn't herself. She's giving out a lot these days but there's always a reason.

The shortening of the evenings doesn't help. Mrs 39 stays in bed late in the cold weather with her permanently hot, hot water bottles. She keeps several in the bedroom and when one gets cold, she fills up another from the big 15-litre Burco boiler beside the bed.

Mrs 39 can fill the hot water bottle without ever leaving the bed. The only problem is the flowing of the water from the boiler triggers off the bladder and Mrs 39 has to get up to go to the toilet.

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