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After an invitation from an Achill Island sheep farmer, it seems Mrs 39 has got her appetite back

Billy Keane


 

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'There’s bound to be a world shortage of bananas at this rate of baking. Monkeys are falling off the trees with hunger, and rooms in the house are narrowing every day with all the coats of paint.' Stock photo

'There’s bound to be a world shortage of bananas at this rate of baking. Monkeys are falling off the trees with hunger, and rooms in the house are narrowing every day with all the coats of paint.' Stock photo

'There’s bound to be a world shortage of bananas at this rate of baking. Monkeys are falling off the trees with hunger, and rooms in the house are narrowing every day with all the coats of paint.' Stock photo

Mrs 39 is still off the sex. The woman who hasn't had sex for 39 years, cocooned for months.

No one knows her exact age. Is she under 70 and free to leave the house? Or is Mrs 39 over 70 and confined to home?


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