Dazzling woman saves world and wins George Clooney's heart
Every man, woman and child with a boat has been out on the water in Venice, straining to get a look at the world's most famous bachelor and the woman who managed to tame him and drag him up the aisle.
Hollywood's famous silver fox was finally off the market. Women around the world wept into their pillows, crying over what could have been. George Clooney had finally got married. How? Why? Who?
Who is this dark-haired witch who has managed somehow to persuade the suave, debonair Cary Grant-esque actor into matrimony? How dare she? Who does she think she is? He's such a catch. He's so perfect. He deserves better.