Rosie's fashion parade puts accent on posh
I do hope she won't frighten the horses with that accent. Rosie Fortescue - who went to Downe House Boarding School, the very same smart girls' school as Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge - is jetting in next month to judge the Bollinger Best Dressed Lady Competition at the Punchestown Festival, which takes place from Tuesday April 24 to Saturday April 28 at the Kildare venue.
I'll borrow a hat for the day from my old mucker, Philip Treacy, don't you know?
Tragically, as much as I decry sexism, I can't enter the Bollinger Best Dressed Lady Competition.