Wednesday 13 December 2017

New year means new hook

He's never made a New Year's resolution in his life before, but George Hook is turning over a new leaf

George Hook - turning over a new leaf
George Hook - turning over a new leaf

I have never made a New Year's resolution before. In fact, even as a child, I never stayed off sweets at Lent for longer than the first week.

This may indicate a fatal character flaw, as in, an inability to stick with something; or a huge plus for my attitude that I do not need psychological crutches, such as the first of the year or preparing for Easter.

However, this is a very important time of my life, and I do need to make some plans, since the latest research suggests that I could live to be a hundred! So here goes with the plans for the last quarter of my possible existence on Earth.

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