Saturday 18 November 2017

Martina Devlin: Ivor's deluded to think he has reputation to salvage

Martina Devlin

Martina Devlin

LITTLE Ivor Horner sat in the corner, eating a state-bought pie. He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum. And said: "What a good boy am I!"

But little Ivor Horner hasn't been a good boy. Quite the opposite.

He's been having his cake and eating it, scoffing more plums than he should.

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