Martina Devlin: Ivor's deluded to think he has reputation to salvage
LITTLE Ivor Horner sat in the corner, eating a state-bought pie. He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum. And said: "What a good boy am I!"
But little Ivor Horner hasn't been a good boy. Quite the opposite.
He's been having his cake and eating it, scoffing more plums than he should.