Tuesday 24 April 2018

John Drennan: Fiscal horror show as Dail grotesques take on deficit

The Sketch was deeply concerned to hear that our Taoiseach -- who has secured unique levels of public respect -- has been upset by recent acts of lese majeste where he has been called Biffo.

Such treasonable acts are utterly unacceptable and we promise in future to use the more appropriate title of Mr Biffo.

Sadly, when it came to the debate on the great National Starvation, apologies, Salvation Plan, the mood did not improve as Mr Biffo claimed the people were looking to the Dail with "hope and expectation".

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