Wednesday 24 January 2018

Well, they would say that, wouldn't they?

Surprise surprise: Former Senator Joanna Tuffy, a Labour TD, is all for saving the Seanad
Surprise surprise: Former Senator Joanna Tuffy, a Labour TD, is all for saving the Seanad

Most people think that Christmas is, all things considered, a pretty good thing. But it looks like we might have to ban it.

Because the turkeys have just had an EGM and the Grand Ruling Council of Meleagris Gallopavo has decided that they want to ban it.

Of course, the fact that the turkeys are all due to meet a grisly end some time in the early weeks of December has nothing to do with it.

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