Well, have you got a better idea? Well done, that man
I don't believe in UFOs, partly because I have never seen one.
But a more honest reason is that I've met quite a few Irish people who claim to have seen them and – let's keep it charitable, it's a Monday – it would be fair to say that their evidence was rather less than compelling.
I was reminded of some of those people while watching Thursday night's exploration of alien abductees on Channel 4's remarkably exploitative Confessions Of An Alien Abductee.