Tuesday 13 November 2018

Save us from the Jewish rats

Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse
Ian O'Doherty

Ian O'Doherty

We all know that Israel is the root cause of all the world's ills.

In fact if the Jewish state had never been formed, we would have no problems in the Middle East, oil would be as cheap as water and Osama bin Laden would never have become a lunatic terrorist and would instead have pursued his first love -- caring for stray and abandoned kittens.

And it seems that there really is no end to the sneakiness of the Jews. In fact, according to two Palestinian newspapers, their mortal foe has come up with a new plan to dislocate Jerusalem's Arabs from the area -- through the medium of supernatural rats.

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