Monday 26 February 2018

Now that's proper research

Ian O'Doherty

Ian O'Doherty

The hugely expensive UN report on climate change was released a few weeks ago and it caused panic among the kind of gullible fool who pays any attention to this pointless, wicked organisation.

And, in the report, we were informed that the polar caps are melting quicker than a woman in the presence of George Clooney, all the polar bears are about to die and we should all learn to swim because we're going to be living underwater in the next five years.

There is, however, just one teeny, tiny problem -- they got some of their material from Wikipedia.

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