Saturday 26 May 2018

My big, fat, tacky child's pageant

Pageant star: Honey Boo Boo now has her own TV show
Pageant star: Honey Boo Boo now has her own TV show

Okay, in the spirit of public interest broadcasting, I've decided to grant you lot a little favour.

It's not much of a favour, but it is a Tuesday, and the weather's kinda crappy and everyone feels a bit off their game; a bit 13 o'clock around this time of the year.

So, just to get your Tuesday morning off to a good, self-righteous and morally indignant start, how about we talk about that controversial pageant, eh?

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