Sunday 18 March 2018

Ian O'Doherty: Why my number skills add up to mayhem. . .

Okay -- is it 0987? Nope. Is it 0822? No. Damn it, I only have one more go. Is it 2434? Nope, it's not that either and there goes my Pass card, swallowed up by the machine. Again.

Another occasion -- is it 8768? Try again.

Is it 7675? You have one more attempt.

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