Sunday 18 March 2018

Ian O'Doherty: Whoops, I did it again

Ian O'Doherty

Ian O'Doherty

So there I was, having a swift ale with a mate of mine after work the other day. "What are you doing for tomorrow?" he asked me.

Well, I replied, I'd be doing the usual -- you know, getting up early to go to the gym for a few hours before work.

Then, after I've finished, I'll make sure all my colleagues are okay before rushing to volunteer at the local school for blind kids where I will read from that day's iSpy. The teachers there say that it's actually a punishment chore for kids who have been naughty that day, but I'm sure they're only joking.

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