Wednesday 17 January 2018

Ian O'Doherty: Um, a slight over reaction, perhaps?

Let's face it, we've all been on package holidays.

So, you know the drill -- you queue for ages for your flight, then when you get to arrivals you queue some more at the carousel and then the best part of the package arrives -- you look around at the people on the coach bringing all of you to your various hotels and you spend the entire journey thinking: "Please not them, please not them, please not them."

We once had a particularly long coach journey -- it was longer than the flight -- and a couple started to have sex down the back.

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