Ian O'Doherty: The. Best. Strop. Ever.
A mate of mine recently threw a strop that went catastrophically wrong. Our hero was out at a certain broadcasting organisation recently and wasn't happy with how he had been treated. Cue gargantuan hissy fit.
And then he ruined it all by storming to the exit, throwing one last imprecation over his shoulder and then dramatically barging into the door -- only for it not to budge.
The person who had been the object of his ire coughed politely and simply said: "No, you need to press the white button to release the door." D'oh!