Sunday 17 December 2017

Ian O'Doherty: That’s just what we need – alcoholic tweens

Teen drinking (Image posed) Photo: Thinkstock
Teen drinking (Image posed) Photo: Thinkstock

So class, can anyone tell me what exactly it is we do in this most tedious of months?

That's right — we navel-gaze, we make lofty and utterly unrealistic declarations about all the healthy changes that we're going to make to our lifestyle and, being Irish, we obsess about the amount we drank.

It's the time of the year when everyone wants to renounce their previously debauched ways and adopt a new, straight-edge approach to life.

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