Ian O'Doherty: Sweden's been taken over by crackpot, feminazi lunacy
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away – okay, I was in my early 20s and it was Dublin, so not that far away, although it certainly feels long, long ago – I went out with a Swedish girl.
And, as Irish lads in their 20s are wont to do, I assumed that everything Swedish came with a sauna-seared promise of sex. After all, we'd all been brought up to believe that apart from enjoying cradle-to- grave social welfare, pints cost 20 quid and they were all uber-liberal, sexually liberated, rampant hedonists.
The girlfriend at the time proved all those theories wrong. Well, she proved most of them wrong, but that's not a tale for publication.