Saturday 16 December 2017

Ian O'Doherty: Stay away, stay far away

You know what? I feel this column has a duty of care towards its readers. After all, if the emails I receive on a daily basis are anything to go by, I seem to have a loyal following.

Sure, they cover up this affection and respect by being as abusive as humanly possible and many of the missives that come in have a tendency towards strange and terrible frankly anatomical impossible suggestions for me to do to myself, but I can tell it's all made in jest.

Otherwise I'm going to have to leave the country.

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