Ian O'Doherty: So are you feeling festive yet? Nope, me neither...
Well, has the festive spirit kicked in yet? Have you started to look around for presents, carefully cogitating on what would be most appropriate and touching gifts for your loved ones -- and which would be the most insulting and funniest for your mates?
Have you started to look forward to Christmas telly, anticipating the old classics and the new comedy specials -- you know, the kind of thing you'd never really watch during the year but which, somehow, seem like absolutely essential viewing during the last two weeks or so of December?